I wouldn't take that

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A mean way to tell someone to go ahead and punch someone else because you're too lazy to do it yourself.
'I wouldn't take that,' he said, staring at the other kid like he was a piece of bad pizza.
'I wouldn't take that,' she yelled, trying to look tough in her frilly shirt.
'I wouldn't take that,' he whispered, then ran away like a coward.
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A way to say a place is so gross you'd rather eat a dead rat than be there.
'I wouldn't take that,' he said, looking at the puddle like it was a cursed thing.
'I wouldn't take that,' she said, stepping over a pile of trash like it was a mountain.
'I wouldn't take that,' he muttered, and walked out like he had a bad smell.
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A way to tell someone they're so ugly they'd make your face turn red if you saw them in public.
'I wouldn't take that,' she said, looking at the girl like she was a monster.
'I wouldn't take that,' he said, pretending he didn't see her in the hallway.
'I wouldn't take that,' he texted her, then immediately regretted it.
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A way to tell someone they're so annoying you'd rather be stuck in a garbage can than listen to them.
'I wouldn't take that,' he said, like he was the king of the school.
'I wouldn't take that,' she said, looking at him like he was a broken toy.
'I wouldn't take that,' he yelled, then threw a paper airplane at her head.
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