I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

My mom said that to my brother when he failed his math test for the third time.

My friend told me that after I spilled coffee on his brand new shirt.

My teacher said that to my class when we all started fighting during lunch.

My uncle said that to my cousin when he came in with a mouth full of onions.

My neighbor yelled that at me when I forgot to take out the trash again.

My brother said that when my sister refused to stop talking during his video game time.

My grandma said that to my grandfather when he forgot her birthday again.

My dog barked that at my brother when he took his favorite toy.

My friend screamed that at me when I broke his phone.