I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

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A way of saying something is so gross you'd rather eat a smelly sock than touch it.

You just told me your dog eats out of the trash. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

My cousin's breakfast was a pile of moldy toast. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

He said the pizza had hair in it. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

When you're so mad you'd rather bite a pencil than deal with the problem.

Your mom said you can't go to the concert. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

Your brother stole your lunch. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

Your teacher gave you a pop quiz. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

A way of saying something is so bad it makes your brain hurt.

That movie was the worst. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

My math test was impossible. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

That smell in the locker room is legendary. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

When you're so embarrassed you'd rather scream into a pillow than talk about it.

You fell off the stage during your speech. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

Your dog pooped on the carpet. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

You wore socks with sandals to school. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

A phrase you use when something is so stupid it makes you want to throw up.

That joke was the worst. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

Your idea for the science project was dumb. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

He said the sky is green. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

A way of saying something is so loud it could wake the dead.

That concert was louder than a jackhammer. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

Your brother's scream was like a thousand lions. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.

That music was like a blender full of rocks. I wouldn't lick a grapefruit.