i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein

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a promise that you’d still be friends even if she peed on your pillow

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She’s my best friend. Even if she peed on my pillow.

He said he wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. Then she peed on his pillow.

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She’s my best friend. Even if she peed on my pillow.

a swear that you’d take her side even if she stole your last sock

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She stole my last sock, and I still wouldn’t kick her out.

He wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She stole his last sock, and he still didn’t care.

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She stole my last sock. I still wouldn’t kick her out.

a vow you’d still let her snore in your face even if she called you a f***ing loser

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing loser, and I still let her snore in my face.

He wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called him a f***ing loser, and he let her snore in his face.

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing loser. I still let her snore in my face.

a promise you’d still let her eat your cereal even if she called you a f***ing wimp

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing wimp, and I still let her eat my cereal.

He wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called him a f***ing wimp, and he still let her eat his cereal.

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing wimp. I still let her eat my cereal.

a swear you’d still let her use your phone even if she called you a f***ing dweeb

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing dweeb, and I still let her use my phone.

He wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called him a f***ing dweeb, and he still let her use his phone.

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing dweeb. I still let her use my phone.

a vow you’d still let her use your hair even if she called you a f***ing dork

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing dork, and I still let her use my hair.

He wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called him a f***ing dork, and he still let her use his hair.

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for shitein. She called me a f***ing dork. I still let her use my hair.