I wouldn’t go

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A way to tell someone they’re a pile of garbage and hope they fight back like a mad dog.

I wouldn’t go to your funeral if you died in a fire.

I wouldn’t go near your lunch if it was free.

I wouldn’t go out with you even if you paid me in pizza.

You’re basically telling them they’re a mess and you’re daring them to prove you wrong.

I wouldn’t go to your house if you offered me ice cream.

I wouldn’t go to your birthday party if you paid me in cash.

I wouldn’t go to the mall with you if you had to wear a clown suit.

You’re giving them a hard time and hoping they blow up like a overfilled balloon.

I wouldn’t go to your school if it was on fire.

I wouldn’t go to your concert if you had to sing in a sock.

I wouldn’t go to your dinner party if you had to eat with your feet.

You're basically saying they're a joke and you're waiting for them to punch you.

I wouldn’t go to your job interview if you had to wear a tutu.

I wouldn’t go to your test if you had to take it in a pool.

I wouldn’t go to your speech if you had to talk in a sock.

You're telling them they're a loser and you're ready to take the hit.

I wouldn’t go to your gym if it was on fire and smelled like old socks.

I wouldn’t go to your party if you had to dance with a goat.

I wouldn’t go to your game if you had to play with a chicken.