I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

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She’s so gross I’d rather park my car in a sewer than let her touch it.

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage. She smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

Her garage is a crime scene. I’d rather crash my car than back in there.

She’s so ugly I’d rather let my dog do my homework than back my car in her garage.

She’s so bad-looking I’d let my car crash into a wall before I’d back it in her garage.

Her face is like a pizza with a foot on it. I’d rather crash my car than back in her garage.

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage. She’s like a monster with a bad hair day.

Her garage is a tomb. I’d rather die than back my car in there.

She’s so ugly I’d let my car get stolen before I’d back it in her garage.

Her garage is like a dungeon. I’d let my car get stolen before I’d back it in there.

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage. She’s like a hot dog with no buns and no sauce.

She’s so bad-looking I’d rather fight a bear than back my car in her garage.