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I would rip your guts out and use them as shoelaces.
You said you'd take me to the concert. I said I'd tax you.
She asked why I was so mad. I said, 'You tax me.'
He said he'd pay me. I said, 'You tax me.'
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I would punch you so hard your face would go on vacation.
He said he'd take me to the mall. I said I'd tax him.
She asked why I was grumpy. I said, 'You tax me.'
He said he'd buy me snacks. I said, 'You tax me.'
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I would poop on your head and call it a tax break.
He said he'd help me with homework. I said I'd tax him.
She asked why I was smelly. I said, 'You tax me.'
He said he'd give me a hug. I said, 'You tax me.'