I would rather lick the floor

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A reply that says you’d rather do something gross than let them win
I’d rather lick the floor than let you beat me at Fortnite
You think you’re tough? I’d rather lick the floor than fight you
If you keep annoying me, I’ll just say I’d rather lick the floor
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A way to tell someone you’d rather do something gross than take their insult
You called me a nerd? I’d rather lick the floor than take that
I’d rather lick the floor than let you laugh at me in class
You said I’m ugly? I’d rather lick the floor than hear you say it again
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A funny way to say you’d rather do something gross than let them win
You think you’re the best? I’d rather lick the floor than let you win
You said I’m a loser? I’d rather lick the floor than believe you
I’d rather lick the floor than let you brag about it forever
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