I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

My teacher made me thank the pencil I used. It didn't do anything.

My friend made me thank my mom for breathing. She's been breathing since I was born.

I had to thank the air I breathed. It didn't even know I existed.

I had to thank my shoes for walking. They didn’t even walk me anywhere.

My boss made me thank the coffee I drank. It didn’t even make me smart.

My mom forced me to thank the sun. It just sat there shining.

My teacher made me thank the desk I sat at. It just sat there like a dummy.

My brother made me thank the TV. It didn’t even play my favorite show.

My dad made me thank the dog. It just barked at me.

I had to thank the pencil I used. It just sat there like a piece of wood.

My mom made me thank my dad. He didn’t even do anything.

My teacher made me thank the eraser. It didn’t even erase my mistakes.

I had to thank the air I breathed. It didn’t even know I existed.

My teacher made me thank the chair I sat on. It just sat there like a rock.

My dad made me thank the cat. It just looked at me.

I had to thank the pencil I used. It just broke halfway through my test.

My mom made me thank the dog. It just peed on the floor.

My teacher made me thank the eraser. It just fell off my desk.