i would like to apologize

I failed my math test and I’m still confused why I even tried

I spilled coffee on my boss and now I’m questioning my life choices

I texted my ex and now I’m stuck in my own mess

I broke my mom’s favorite mug and I’m just going to buy her a new one later

I got caught eating my homework and I’m just going to pretend it never happened

I cheated on my friend and I’m just going to hope they forget

I tripped in front of the whole class and now I’m stuck in my head

I told my crush I was a vampire and now I’m stuck with that lie

I ate the last slice of pizza and now I’m the worst person ever