I would have it immediately

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You’re gonna tell me where this is going but you’re too lazy to go that far so you can say I don’t have any.
You asked me why I didn’t buy the last PS5. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
She kept asking about the pizza but didn’t show up. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
He asked why I didn’t pick up the drink. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You want me to tell you where it’s going but you’re not going that far so you can say I don’t have any.
He kept talking about the movie but didn’t show up. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
She asked why I didn’t get the shirt. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
He asked why I didn’t take the job. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You want me to tell you where it’s going but you’re not going that far so you say I don’t have any.
He asked why I didn’t eat the cake. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
She kept asking about the party but didn’t go. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
He asked why I didn’t get the ticket. I said, ‘I would have it immediately if you would just tell me where it was going.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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