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People who would rather have sex with a cartoon mouse than their own mom say this
I would fuck a pikachu if my mom stopped nagging me
My crush is a pikachu and I’m not sorry
I’d leave my girlfriend for a pikachu right now
I would fuck a pikachu
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People who have zero self-respect and would sleep with a cartoon mouse for likes
I would fuck a pikachu for 10,000 followers
My TikTok is dying and I’d fuck a pikachu for a viral video
I’d let a pikachu eat my face if it gave me more likes
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People who think pikachus are hot and would do anything to prove it
I would fuck a pikachu because it’s cute and has a tail
I’d date a pikachu over my crush
I’d marry a pikachu if it asked me
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People who are so desperate for attention they’d have sex with a cartoon mouse
I would fuck a pikachu just to get my name in the news
I’d let a pikachu seduce me for more clout
I’d do anything for a pikachu to like me
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People who are so into Pokémon they’d rather have sex with one than their own friends
I would fuck a pikachu instead of hanging out with my friends
My friends are boring but a pikachu is exciting
I’d choose a pikachu over my best friend any day
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People who think pikachus are the best and would do anything for them
I would fuck a pikachu because it’s my favorite Pokémon
I’d let a pikachu do anything to me if it was happy
I’d be best friends with a pikachu if it asked me