I would eat the corn out of her shit

My crush is so hot I’d eat corn from her poop and laugh in her face.

I’d eat the corn out of her shit just to make her cry.

If I had a sister like her, I’d eat her corn and tell her she’s ugly.

That girl walks in, and I’d eat her corn and throw the poop at her.

He’s so attractive, I’d eat the corn from his poop and make a mess.

I’d eat the corn from her shit just to be annoying.

If she was my teacher, I’d eat the corn from her poop and call her a bad eater.

He’s so hot I’d eat his corn and tell his mom.

She’s that hot I’d eat the corn from her shit and post it online.