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A phrase that means you're so desperate for something you'd probably sell your soul for it.

I would eat a whole pizza for a nap

I would wrestle a bear for a free soda

I would drink bleach for a promotion

A lazy way of saying you'd fuck her. Like a yes to the question 'wouldya?'

I would to her

I would to that girl

I would to my teacher

When you spot a girl and your brain automatically shouts 'I would fuck her' in all caps.

I saw her in the hallway and my brain screamed

She walked in and I was like 'I would' inside

He saw her in the coffee shop and his face lit up

A dumb way of saying you'd fuck them. Used by guys who think girls are just prizes.

I would to her in the park

I would to the barista

I would to my mom when she's drunk

A jokey way of saying you'd have sex with someone. Used by guys who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

I would to her

I would to my coworker

I would to the pizza guy

A phrase used by total losers who think everyone wants them. Like they're some kind of sex god.

I would to the whole class

I would to my dog

I would to the cashier