i work on the land

I work on the land. My boss says I'm a 'farmer.' I say I'm a dirt-slinging sidekick.

I work on the land. My job is to watch cows and yell at them when they don't listen.

I work on the land. I don't have a desk. I have a shovel and a very bad attitude.

I work on the land. My hat is my only friend. It doesn't talk back.

I work on the land. I don't need a phone. I have a tractor and a very loud mouth.

I work on the land. I don't know what a Zoom call is. I know what a mud bath is.

I work on the land. I eat hay for breakfast. I eat hay for dinner. I eat hay for lunch. It's a lifestyle.

I work on the land. My coworkers are cows. They don't talk. They just moo and take naps.

I work on the land. My boss says I'm a farmer. I say I'm a glorified garden gnome with a job.