I word you

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A stupid way of saying I love you that only babies and losers use.
My mom I worded my dad on Valentine's Day. He laughed so hard he choked on his pizza.
My crush I worded me in class. I turned red and got a detention.
I I worded my dog. He wagged his tail and ate my homework.
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When you say I love you like it’s a math problem and you’re trying to pass.
I worded my ex during a group project. She broke up with me and failed the project.
My brother I worded my sister. They started a fight and broke the table.
I worded my teacher. He gave me an F and a detention.
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A soft and weak way of saying I love you that only happens when you’re too tired to swear.
I worded my best friend before bed. She fell asleep and snored in my face.
I worded my dad after he yelled at me. He just smiled and said, 'Whatever.'
I worded my crush during lunch. He looked at me like I was crazy.
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