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You’re so smart you could’ve dodged the dumbest bullet, but you got hit by a cannonball
You had the perfect plan, and you threw it out the window like it was on fire.
You had the key to the door, but you kicked it down like it was your enemy.
You had 5 minutes to finish the test, and you spent 4 crying about the first question.
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You’re like a genius who decided to write a book in crayon on the floor
You had the best idea, but you messed it up so bad it was a disaster.
You could’ve passed the test, but you failed it like it was personal.
You had the map, but you walked into the ocean like it was a party.
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You’re like a king who lost his crown to a donkey
You had everything going for you, and you blew it like it was a firework.
You had the chance to win, but you lost it like it was a bet.
You had the lead, but you tripped and fell into the crowd.
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