I won't tell if you don't

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A smug promise you make to someone who's trying to get you to keep their secret, even though you're probably going to spill it later. It's like saying 'I won't tell if you don't' but with more attitude and less brains.
'I won't tell if you don't,' she said, while secretly texting her best friend about it.
'I won't tell if you don't,' he said, right before he told his mom.
She said, 'I won't tell if you don't,' and then told the entire class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A lazy way of saying you're not going to keep someone's secret, but you're going to act like you are. It's like a cheap promise that costs nothing and gives everything away.
'I won't tell if you don't,' he said, and then told the whole school.
'I won't tell if you don't,' she said, and then texted her crush.
He said, 'I won't tell if you don't,' and then he posted it on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A cocky lie you tell someone to keep them from getting mad, even though you're totally going to tell everyone. It's like a promise made by someone who thinks they're the king of the hill.
'I won't tell if you don't,' he said, and then told the principal.
'I won't tell if you don't,' she said, and then told her mom.
He said, 'I won't tell if you don't,' and then he told his best friend.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid promise you make when you're trying to avoid getting in trouble, even though you're going to tell the whole world. It's like saying you're cool, but you're actually a total mess.
'I won't tell if you don't,' she said, and then told the entire class.
'I won't tell if you don't,' he said, and then told his crush.
She said, 'I won't tell if you don't,' and then posted it online.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A cheap promise you make to someone just to shut them up, even though you're going to tell everyone. It's like a fake friendship made by someone who's just trying to stay out of trouble.
'I won't tell if you don't,' he said, and then told the whole school.
'I won't tell if you don't,' she said, and then told her crush.
He said, 'I won't tell if you don't,' and then told his mom.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid lie you say to keep someone from getting angry, even though you're totally going to tell the whole world. It's like a promise made by someone who's got zero self-respect.
'I won't tell if you don't,' she said, and then told her best friend.
'I won't tell if you don't,' he said, and then told the whole school.
She said, 'I won't tell if you don't,' and then told her crush.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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