I won't have to

You said you'd handle the party. I’m already getting popcorn.

You said you'd pay the bill. I’m getting a side of sarcasm.

You said you'd shut him up. I’m betting he’s gonna sing karaoke.

You're in charge of the project. I'm gonna eat a whole pie and watch you fail.

You're handling the kid. I'm gonna take a nap and dream about success.

You're driving. I’m gonna text my ex and laugh at your traffic.

You’re handling the meeting. I’m gonna sip my coffee and laugh at your blunders.

You’re doing the math. I’m gonna count my money and watch you cry.

You’re talking to the boss. I’m gonna text my friend and laugh at your face.