I won't go to sleep on you.

You said you'd finish the project. I'm not gonna let you fail me again.

You promised you'd stop eating my chips. I'm watching you.

You said you'd come to the party. I'm already drunk and ready to roast you.

You said you'd clean your room. I'll dream about you being buried in trash.

You promised you'd stop texting me at midnight. I'll dream you're texting me in a jail cell.

You said you'd stop eating my pizza. I'll dream you're eating my pizza in a prison cafeteria.

You said you'd bring snacks. I'm already planning to steal them.

You promised you'd stop teasing me. I'm going to steal your snacks and tease you harder.

You said you'd help me with math. I'm stealing your snack and leaving you with a problem you can't solve.