Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're basically telling your friends to back you up so you can do something stupid and not feel like a total idiot.

I won't go on stage without my pants on!

I won't eat that entire pizza by myself!

I won't try to juggle flaming torches in front of the whole school!

2

You're saying nothing is going to happen, and you're probably right.

I won't get a promotion this year.

I won't pass math.

I won't get out of doing my homework.

3

You're begging someone else to back you up so you can feel like you're not the biggest idiot in the room.

I won't ask him out! I won't ask him out! I won't ask him out!

I won't say I'm sorry for biting my brother!

I won't eat that weird chicken leg!

4

You're like a superhero who doesn't break under pressure, even when everything is going to hell.

I won't cry when I fail the test.

I won't scream in the library.

I won't lose my temper when my little brother steals my chips.

5

You're saying you're going to wait forever for something that's never going to happen.

I won't get a date this year.

I won't win the lottery.

I won't get out of doing the dishes.

6

You're trying to make a girl look like an idiot in public, and you're not even trying to be nice about it.

I won't ask him for help!

I won't go to the store with you!

I won't eat that weird candy!