I wonder if I am being spyed on

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Thinking someone is watching you is like thinking your mom is watching you eat cereal for breakfast. Some people are so paranoid they think the government is peeping through their fridge. But if you live in China, you’re probably being watched by a bunch of creepy people with tiny cameras.

My neighbor is probably spying on me because he knows I eat cereal for breakfast.

I think my teacher is watching me during lunch.

My brother says the government is watching me because I like to stream videos.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You think someone is spying on you like you're the main character in a spy movie. But if you're in China, you're probably being watched by a bunch of government goons. If you're in America, you're probably just being watched by your mom.

I think my mom is spying on me because I play video games all day.

My boss must be watching me because I took a long lunch.

My crush is watching me in class.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You feel like you're being watched like you're on a reality show. But if you live in China, you're probably being watched by the government. If you live in America, you're just being watched by your mom or your dad.

I think the government is watching me because I posted my lunch on TikTok.

My dad is watching me because I skipped homework.

My crush is watching me in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 11d ago