I wondah!

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When you ask a question you already know the answer to just to annoy someone. Or you guess wildly at what they're asking, even if you have no clue, just to make them go crazy.
I wondah if you're still mad about that time you failed math.
I wondah if you're asking about the dog or the pizza.
I wondah if you're even paying attention.
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You fake confusion to make someone else feel dumb. You guess like a madman, even if you're totally wrong, just to keep the conversation going forever.
I wondah if you're asking about the TV or the toilet.
I wondah if you're even real.
I wondah if you're trying to trick me.
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You say 'I wondah' like it's a spell. You guess at everything, even if you're clueless, just to keep someone from talking and getting their point across.
I wondah if you're asking about the sky or the ground.
I wondah if you're even trying.
I wondah if you know what a question is.
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