I won this debate

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A stupid joke from some online forum where a loser thought he beat someone just because they didn’t reply before bedtime.
@DebatesRcool I won this debate because you fell asleep.
I won this debate, you’re too lazy to argue.
I won this debate, you’re not even here.
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A mouthful that sounds like you’re trying to say you want to jerk off, but you’re too dumb to say it properly.
I won this debate, and I’m not even lying.
I won this debate, you’re too slow to catch on.
I won this debate, and I’m still winning.
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What you yell when you're high, drunk, or just too lazy to think straight and you want to make everyone laugh.
I won this debate, and I’m not even half-drunk.
I won this debate, and I just woke up.
I won this debate, and I still have pizza in my hair.
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A lisp-filled lie you tell when you're too lazy to say the real thing but still want to sound cool.
I won this debate, and I said it with a lisp.
I won this debate, and I still sound like a baby.
I won this debate, and I have a lisp for life.
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