I Wolf You

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When you say I love you but replace love with wolf because you're a dirty beast who eats people for fun and also likes to text you at 2 a. m.

I wolf you, baby. Now let me know you're not dead.

I wolf you so hard I might vomit.

I wolf you and I don't care if you're in a different state.

Saying I love you but you're so messed up in the head you turn love into wolf like it's a prison break.

I wolf you, and I'm going to stalk you next.

I wolf you, and I'm already planning your murder.

I wolf you, and I just got a restraining order.

When you say I love you but you're a wolf who loves eating people and also loves you, so it's kind of a weird combo.

I wolf you, and I'm bringing a side of bacon.

I wolf you, and I'm not even sorry I broke into your house.

I wolf you, and I'm going to eat your ex for good measure.