I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

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You wake up in a new Bugatti and you yell it like you just won the lottery and your mom finally stopped nagging you.
I woke up in a new Bugatti and I screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops.
Bro, I woke up in a new Bugatti and I laughed so hard my pizza fell on the floor.
Woke up in a new Bugatti, and I told my dog, 'You’re getting a new bed, you lucky mutt.'
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You wake up in a new Bugatti and you act like you just discovered pizza and it’s the best thing ever.
Woke up in a new Bugatti, and I said, 'This is better than my ex’s text messages.'
I woke up in a new Bugatti and I cried like I just got a million dollars from my grandma.
Woke up in a new Bugatti and I told my mom, 'You’re gonna be rich, I swear.'
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You wake up in a new Bugatti and you’re so happy you probably peed your pants.
I woke up in a new Bugatti and I was so excited I peed on the rug.
Woke up in a new Bugatti and I screamed so much my phone broke.
I woke up in a new Bugatti and my dog started dancing like it was in a commercial.
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