I wish you were gay

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Something your ex says when she's too ugly to handle the truth that you never wanted her in the first place

'I wish you were gay so you could just leave me alone.'

'If you were gay, I wouldn't have to deal with your stupid face.'

'I wish you were gay because then you wouldn't have picked me.'

What a girl says when she's jealous of your gay friends and thinks you're better off with them

'I wish you were gay so you could just hang out with your cool friends instead of me.'

'If you were gay, you'd be with the hot ones, not me.'

'I wish you were gay so you wouldn't be stuck with me.'

A way for your ex to say you're too dumb to see how bad she looked

'I wish you were gay so you'd stop staring at my face.'

'If you were gay, you wouldn't have to put up with my ugliness.'

'I wish you were gay so you wouldn't have to look at me anymore.'