I wish “x” was real

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They're saying they're stuck in a weird parallel world where ‘x’ is a real thing and everyone else is a clueless idiot. They’re mad they can’t live there.

I wish this job was real. This is the worst day of my life.

I wish my ex was real. This fake version is a mess.

I wish my cat was real. This is a robot.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They’re saying they live in a totally different universe where ‘x’ is normal and everyone else is living a lie. They want to switch places.

I wish my grades were real. This is a nightmare.

I wish my lunch was real. This is just a dream.

I wish my parents were real. This is a conspiracy.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They’re saying ‘x’ is real in their world and everyone else is stuck in a fake one. They’re being extra because of it.

I wish this vacation was real. This is a scam.

I wish my allowance was real. This is a joke.

I wish my pet turtle was real. This is a trick.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They’re saying they’re in the best version of the world and everyone else is stuck in a messed-up version of it. They’re bragging.

I wish my life was real. This is a horror show.

I wish my money was real. This is a scam.

I wish my pizza was real. This is a dream.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They think their version of the world is the real one and everyone else is living in a fake one. They’re being annoying about it.

I wish my friends were real. This is a nightmare.

I wish my phone was real. This is a glitch.

I wish my homework was real. This is a lie.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They’re saying their version of the world is the real one and everyone else is stuck in a fake one. They’re being extra about it.

I wish my job was real. This is a joke.

I wish my boss was real. This is a scam.

I wish my coffee was real. This is a dream.

by Slangipedia 11d ago