Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I want to punch every person who ever made me cry.

My ex broke up with me for no reason. I wish I could punch her.

My mom yelled at me for spilling juice. I want to punch her.

My friend laughed at my failed math test. I want to punch him.

2

I want to throw everyone who ever hurt me in a lake.

My crush ignored me. I want to throw him in a lake.

My teacher gave me detention. I want to throw her in a lake.

My brother took my snack. I want to throw him in a lake.

3

I want to kick everyone who ever made me feel bad.

My friend called me a loser. I want to kick him.

My dog ate my homework. I want to kick my dog.

My dad said I was lazy. I want to kick him.

4

I want to eat every person who ever made me sad.

My crush dumped me. I want to eat him.

My grandma scolded me. I want to eat her.

My friend laughed at me. I want to eat him.

5

I want to scream at every person who ever messed me up.

My crush cheated on me. I want to scream at him.

My teacher gave me a bad grade. I want to scream at her.

My brother stole my phone. I want to scream at him.

6

I want to throw every person who ever made me mad into a trash can.

My friend insulted me. I want to throw him in a trash can.

My mom yelled at me. I want to throw her in a trash can.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I want to throw her in a trash can.