I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

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A bunch of cry-baby kids who wear stupid clothes, sing like they’re dying, and cut their wrists just to be noticed by some loser who thinks they’re cool.
My lawn is like an emo kid who cries in public restrooms.
If my grass was emo, it would cut itself just to be popular.
My lawn is emo and has a tattoo of a broken heart. It’s sad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Kids who wear too many layers, have bad hair, and think being dramatic makes them cool. They’d rather cut their wrists than wear a normal shirt.
My lawn is emo and wears a scarf in July. It’s annoying.
My grass is emo and cut itself because it didn’t get enough attention.
My lawn is emo and cries every time it rains.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A bunch of whiny kids who dress like they’re in a bad movie, sing bad songs, and cut their wrists just to get a like from someone who doesn’t care.
My lawn is emo and cries when it’s not getting enough likes.
If my grass was emo, it would have a black eye and a broken heart.
My lawn is emo and thinks it’s cool because it wears a scarf in August.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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