I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

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A stupidly smart way to say your homework is like a boring person who won't shut up or do anything.

I wish my math was asexual so it wouldn't beg me for help every 5 minutes.

My essay is like a talkative friend who won't stop talking.

If my homework was asexual, I wouldn't have to listen to it whine all day.

A joke so good it makes your teacher cry and your parents want to divorce you.

If my homework was asexual, I’d be rich and famous by now.

I wish my homework was asexual so I could go play video games instead of doing it.

Why do I have to do this? My homework is not asexual.

A lazy genius's way of saying homework is like a loud kid in the back of the bus.

If my homework was asexual, I’d have a life and not be stuck doing this.

My homework is like a loud kid who won’t stop talking in class.

Why is my homework so loud? It’s not asexual.

A clever way to say homework is the worst and you’re tired of it.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would just sit there and not bother me.

My homework is like a friend who won’t stop texting me at 10 PM.

If my homework was asexual, I could go to sleep and not be stressed.

A ridiculous way to say your homework is like a talkative ex who won’t leave you alone.

If my homework was asexual, I wouldn’t be stuck with it forever.

My homework is like my ex who won’t stop texting me.

I wish my homework was asexual so it wouldn’t keep nagging me.