I wish I were born a boy

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You’re a ftm who’s too good for girls but still cries about being a boy like you’re stuck in a bad movie.

I wish I were born a boy because girls are easy but boys are legendary.

I wish I were born a boy so I could beat up my ex and my mom at the same time.

I wish I were born a boy because being a girl is like being stuck in a bad TikTok trend.

You’re a ftm who still thinks being a boy means you can get away with everything, even when you’re clearly a disaster.

I wish I were born a boy so I could fail at everything and still be cool.

I wish I were born a boy because I can’t handle being a girl and being called a ‘mess’.

I wish I were born a boy because I still think I can get away with eating cereal for dinner.

You’re a ftm who thinks being a boy means you get all the good parts, even though you’re clearly a mess.

I wish I were born a boy because I thought being a boy meant I got to wear pants and be respected.

I wish I were born a boy because I still think boys are the best even when I’m clearly the worst.

I wish I were born a boy so I could blame my problems on being a girl.