Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a way to say your life is a disaster and you're too lazy to fix it

I wish I was a twat because my dog just ate my homework and my mom is yelling

I wish I was a twat because I failed math and I still didn't do my chores

I wish I was a twat because my crush doesn't even know I exist

2

a loud, angry sigh that says you're done with everything

I wish I was a twat because my brother took my last pizza slice

I wish I was a twat because I spilled my soda on my shirt

I wish I was a twat because my teacher gave me a pop quiz

3

a way to tell the world you're too dumb to be alive

I wish I was a twat because I got a D on my science test

I wish I was a twat because I forgot my lunch again

I wish I was a twat because my dog didn't come when I called him

4

a loud, fake cry you make when you're too lazy to do anything

I wish I was a twat because I had to do my math homework again

I wish I was a twat because my mom said I can't go out with my friends

I wish I was a twat because I got grounded for being late

5

a loud, fake scream that means you're too weak to fight back

I wish I was a twat because my dog bit my friend

I wish I was a twat because I fell off my bike

I wish I was a twat because my crush said no to me

6

a way to say you're so tired you wish you were dead

I wish I was a twat because I had to stay up all night

I wish I was a twat because I had to run around the block 10 times

I wish I was a twat because I had to do 20 push-ups