I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

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Blud, are you serious? The girl I like wanted me? I just dropped a brick on my foot because... srsly? I can't breathe.

Why didn't you tell me? I would've brought pizza.

I was crying in the bathroom. She was laughing in the hallway.

I texted her 10 times. She texted me back once. Once!

You said the girl I like wanted me? I feel like I just got hit by a bus. I can't believe I was that blind.

I was trying to impress her. She was trying to ignore me.

She told me I was cute. I told her I was confused.

I asked her out. She said 'no.' I asked her again. She said 'why?'

Blud, the girl I like wanted me? I just cried in my cereal. I can't even look at my bowl anymore.

I ate my feelings. They were bitter.

I spilled my milk. It was a tragedy.

I told my dog. He laughed at me.