I Wish I Could Read

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A loud moan of frustration when you can’t read the stupid words on the bus or in a book or when your teacher asks you to read out loud and you sound like a broken donkey.

I wish I could read this bus sign, it’s like it’s written in alien poop.

I tried to read the book and it was like I had a lollipop in my mouth.

I read out loud and it was like a horror movie with a bad actor.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you mess up reading and it’s like you just spilled your lunch all over the floor and everyone is laughing at you.

I read the word ‘apple’ and it came out like ‘a pple’ and everyone laughed like I told a bad joke.

I read the passage and it sounded like I was reading a text from my ex.

I tried to read and my tongue slipped like a greasy pizza.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A deep, soul-crushing wish that you could read stuff like the Bible or a kid’s book without it feeling like you’re being tortured by a teacher with a clipboard.

I wish I could read the Bible, but it’s like it’s written in magic and I’m just a sad kid with a bad grade.

I tried to read the book and it was like I was being yelled at by a teacher who hated me.

I wish I could read like the kids in the class who don’t cry when they read.

by Slangipedia 12d ago