I wish I could give this zero stars

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When something is so bad it makes you want to punch the stars out of the rating system
I tried this app and it crashed 17 times. I wish I could give it zero stars.
This movie was like watching a goat fight a toaster. Zero stars, please.
My dating profile got zero likes. I want to give it zero stars.
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When you’re so angry you’d rather die than give it one star
This restaurant food was so bad, I threw my plate at the waiter. Zero stars, please.
This game is harder than my math test. I wish I could give it zero stars.
My ex sent me a text that was longer than my patience. Zero stars.
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When the thing you’re rating is so bad it feels like a personal attack
This gym is like a sauna in a trash can. I wish I could give it zero stars.
This job is worse than eating homework. Zero stars, please.
My cousin’s TikTok is like watching a train wreck. Zero stars.
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When you're so disappointed you’d rather cry than rate it one star
This pizza was like eating a sock. I wish I could give it zero stars.
This concert was louder than a jackhammer. Zero stars, please.
My dog’s hairball was more entertaining than this show. Zero stars.
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When you're so mad you wish you could rip the stars off the rating system
This workout app is harder than running a marathon. I wish I could give it zero stars.
This movie was like watching paint dry. Zero stars, please.
This dating app is worse than my last relationship. Zero stars.
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When you're so tired of the thing you're rating you just want to die
This class is harder than my grandma’s knitting. I wish I could give it zero stars.
This show is worse than my cousin’s karaoke. Zero stars, please.
This job is like being trapped in a blender. Zero stars.
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