i wish a motherfucker would

I wish you would get smotherfucked by a giant cactus

You’re gonna wish you were a cactus

I want you to feel the pain of a cactus up your ass

I wish you would get spanked by a ghost in a neon outfit

That ghost is gonna slap you until you’re dizzy

You’ll be so confused you’ll start talking to the ghost

I wish you would be buried in used socks

You’ll be so smelly you’ll scare the mailman

Your feet are gonna rot in that sock prison