Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A song from the 90s that makes you want to punch a wall because it's so annoying and stuck in your head.

'I wish' is playing again, and I'm gonna lose my mind.

That song is like a virus that won't go away.

I'm gonna scream if I hear that one more time.

2

A R Kelly fan who thinks this song is the best thing ever and will never shut up about it.

'I wish' is the greatest song ever, and everyone else is stupid.

I can't stand this song, but he won't stop talking about it.

He says 'I wish' every time he sees a R Kelly song.

3

A disease where people turn every sentence into a stupid 'I wish' joke, even if it makes no sense.

'I wish I was rich, then I'd get all the ladies!' That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

He turned my whole conversation into 'I wish' jokes.

She said, 'I wish I had a car, then I'd get all the ladies!' What even is that?

4

A way to sound like you're being sarcastic when someone tells you the worst joke ever.

He told the worst joke in the world, and I said, 'I wish.'

She said, 'That was the worst joke ever!' and I replied, 'I wish.'

He told a joke so bad, I just said, 'I wish.'

5

Conan Gray crying because his crush chose Heather, the perfect girl, over him.

Conan Gray is crying because Heather got the crush.

He says, 'I wish I was Heather, then he'd love me!'

He's heartbroken because Heather got the crush instead of him.

6

When you see your buddy's dog licking his dick and you say you wish you could do that.

I saw the dog licking his owner, and I said, 'I wish I could do that.'

He said, 'I wish I could do that,' and I said, 'Don't.'

He looked at the dog, said, 'I wish I could do that,' and I told him not to.

7

Used when someone is trying to beat you up or prove they're tougher than you.

He said, 'I wish I could beat you up,' and I said, 'Try me.'

She said, 'I wish I could take you down,' and I said, 'Bring it on.'

He said, 'I wish I could take you on,' and I said, 'Let's go.'