I will try to call you

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I will try to call you means I’m too lazy to call you and I don’t care if you die waiting.

I will try to call you tomorrow... maybe.

I will try to call you before I eat my third pizza.

I will try to call you when I feel like it... which is never.

I will try to call you means I’ll probably forget your number and your face.

I will try to call you... if I remember you exist.

I will try to call you after I finish my nap and my coffee.

I will try to call you once... and then I’ll text you a meme.

I will try to call you means I’m too busy being awesome to bother with you.

I will try to call you when I’m not being awesome.

I will try to call you after I finish being awesome for the day.

I will try to call you if I have time... which I don’t.