I will sue you

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A loud promise from someone who’s too angry to think straight and probably has a lawyer in their family.

I will sue you for stealing my last fry.

You’re gonna pay for that dent in my car, I swear.

I’m gonna sue you for making my coffee taste like motor oil.

A shout from someone who thinks the law is their personal revenge tool.

I will sue you for calling my mom a donut.

You’re gonna regret that insult, I promise.

I will sue you for laughing at my bad joke.

A strong threat from someone who’s tired of being messed with and might actually follow through.

I will sue you for eating my pizza.

You’re gonna be in court, I swear.

I will sue you for not texting me back.