i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

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I'll whip your back so hard it'll wish it was Eric Winter.

You just called me a crybaby in front of the whole class.

You stole my lunch money again.

You talked trash about my mom.

Your back is gonna feel like it's been through a meat grinder and a snowstorm.

You laughed at my bad joke during the talent show.

You copied my homework and got an A.

You said my haircut was a crime against humanity.

I'll slap your back so hard, it'll make Eric Winter look like a soft pillow.

You said I was the worst singer ever.

You told the teacher I cheated on the test.

You ruined my chances of being prom queen.

Your back is gonna be sore enough to cry, and I'll laugh while you do it.

You gave my pet goldfish a bad hair day.

You took my seat on the bus.

You said my drawing was the worst ever.

I'll beat your back until it looks like it's been in a snowball fight with Eric Winter.

You told everyone I failed math.

You took my favorite snack from the snack bar.

You said I was the worst at hide and seek.

Your back is gonna be so sore, you'll be asking for a doctor and a snow cone.

You told the whole school my baby sister was a monster.

You took my spot in the lunch line.

You said my science project was a joke.