I will slap you bitch

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You better back off or I’ll hit you so hard your face will turn into a tomato. This is usually said by friends who know they’re the slap queen.
My friend Mia said that after I grabbed her hair during a dance battle.
Liam yelled that when I snatched his burger at lunch.
Jasmine said it when I tried to steal her pencil during math.
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If you don’t leave me alone, I’ll beat you up like you’re my personal punching bag. Mostly said when someone won’t stop bugging you.
My cousin said that when I wouldn’t stop teasing her.
My brother shouted it when I took his video game.
My neighbor yelled it when I chased him with a broom.
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I’ll give you a slap so strong your ears will pop. Usually said when someone is being extra annoying and you’re at your limit.
My friend Taylor said that when I wouldn’t stop talking during lunch.
My sister said it when I kept interrupting her story.
My best friend yelled it when I snatched her snack.
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You’re gonna regret coming near me because I’ll slap you until your face is red. Said when someone thinks they’re tough but they’re not.
My cousin said that when I challenged her to a slap fight.
My friend Noah said it when I made fun of his hair.
My brother said it when I wouldn’t stop teasing him.
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I’ll slap you so much your brain will come out. Said when someone is being extra rude and you’re just fed up.
My friend Zoe said that when I made fun of her voice.
My sister yelled it when I wouldn’t stop picking on her.
My best friend said it when I took his phone.
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