I will shoot your fucking cat

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When some random person shows up at your house and shits on your cat while it's eating its dinner and then tells you to shut up and stop being annoying.
My neighbor showed up at my door and told me he was going to poop on my cat if I didn't shut up.
I got a text that said 'I will poop on your cat if you don't stop being loud.'
My mom walked in and said 'I'm going to poop on your cat if you don't stop crying.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Killing your cat with a bullet and/or a knife, which is the worst thing you could ever do to a person (other than stealing their lunch money).
My dad said he was going to shoot my cat if I didn't clean my room.
I got a DM that said 'I will shoot your cat if you don't stop being annoying.'
My teacher said if I didn't stop talking, she would shoot my cat.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Pooping in multiple kitty litters and causing a huge cat fight that makes everyone sad and the world explode.
I got a message that said 'I will poop in your cat's litter if you don't stop being loud.'
My friend told me he was going to poop in my cat's litter if I didn't stop talking.
My brother said he would poop in my cat's litter if I didn't stop eating all the cookies.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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