I will shit yourself

I saw my brother when he ate that taco. He looked like a baby who just learned what a toilet was.

My cousin tried to outlast me in a challenge. He lost and pooped his pants like a confused animal.

I told my friend I'd poop his pants if he didn't shut up. He didn't shut up.

My sister tried to make me eat a whole pizza. I pooped my pants and she ran out of the room screaming.

My neighbor came over for coffee and I pooped his pants. He still came back for more coffee.

I told my mom I'd poop her pants if she didn't stop yelling. She didn't stop yelling.

My dog ate my homework and I pooped my pants. It was like a revenge plan.

My friend dared me to poop his pants. I did it and he cried like a baby.

I was mad at my teacher and pooped my pants in front of the whole class. It was epic.

I was scared of the dark and pooped my pants. It was like a superpower.

I pooped my pants in front of my crush. Now I'm famous.

I told my brother I'd poop his pants if he didn't stop teasing me. He stopped teasing me.

I pooped my pants during the school play. It was like a war zone.

My friend pooped his pants at the movie theater. The whole theater saw it.

I pooped my pants during a test. The teacher didn't even notice.

I tried to hold it in during gym class. I pooped my pants and it was like a toilet was fighting me.

I pooped my pants during a dance. It was like I was fighting a toilet and a dance at the same time.

My friend pooped his pants during a math test. He looked like he was fighting a toilet.