I will punch you in the tits

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A loud promise made when someone is too drunk to care and too angry to back down.
'I will punch you in the tits', said after the barista spilled his beer and his girlfriend left him.
'I will punch you in the tits', yelled at the guy who stole his seat and his last shot.
'I will punch you in the tits', shouted at the guy who talked trash about his mom.
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A threat used when someone is trying to mess with your love life and you’re not in the mood for drama.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who was flirting with his girlfriend at the bar.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the friend who kept making jokes about his dating life.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who tried to take his crush.
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A wild promise made when someone’s so annoyed they just want to end the conversation and maybe the person’s face.
'I will punch you in the tits', said after the guy talked about his ex for 20 minutes straight.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the friend who kept making fun of his failed dating attempts.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who kept interrupting his conversation.
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A promise made when someone’s too proud to back down and too tired to think straight.
'I will punch you in the tits', said after the guy called him a weakling in front of everyone.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who kept bragging about his dating life.
'I will punch you in the tits', said after the guy talked trash about his crush.
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A bold threat used when someone is trying to ruin your vibe and you’re not in the mood for nonsense.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who ruined his night by being a total idiot.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the friend who kept messing with his love life.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who wouldn’t stop talking about his ex.
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A fierce promise used when someone is trying to cockblock and you’re not going to let them.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who was trying to flirt with his crush.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the friend who kept making fun of his dating life.
'I will punch you in the tits', said to the guy who tried to steal his girl.
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