i will on my arse

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I’m not doing it, and I’m probably going to say something really stupid about your face while I’m at it.

Bro, I will on my arse if you ask me to pick up your dog’s vomit again.

I will on my arse when she says she’s going to clean my room for the 10th time this month.

I will on my arse if you tell me one more joke about your cousin’s goldfish.

A video where Bruno Powroznik shows off his butt and stuff he shoved up his backside, and it’s glorious.

That video is the reason I now have a subscription to Bruno’s channel.

I watched it three times before I realized it was just Bruno showing off.

I showed it to my brother, and now he’s obsessed with Bruno.

A way of saying something is as likely as a goat wearing a top hat and dancing in a snowstorm.

I’ll be there when pigs fly, and I will on my arse when goats start singing opera.

You think I’ll show up? I will on my arse when hell freezes over and the moon turns into a disco ball.

I’ll be there when the sun turns into a sandwich, and I will on my arse when the sky starts talking.