I will not meet you in Scotland

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This is the exact opposite of "I'll meet you in Scotland". It means the guy is too chicken to stick his fingers anywhere near your private parts.
He said he wouldn't meet me in Scotland. I guess he's still wearing his pants.
My guy said he wouldn't meet me in Scotland. He’s still using the same pair of socks from last week.
He told me he wouldn’t meet me in Scotland. I guess he’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This means the guy is too weak to even try shoving his fingers up your butt or your snatch. He’s probably still wearing his pajamas.
He said he wouldn’t meet me in Scotland. I guess he’s still in bed.
He told me he wouldn't meet me in Scotland. He probably still has his feet on the floor.
He said he wouldn't meet me in Scotland. I guess he still thinks the day starts at 9 a. m.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is when a man is too scared to even think about putting his fingers inside your body. He’s probably still wearing his shirt.
He said he wouldn't meet me in Scotland. He still has his shirt on.
He told me he wouldn't meet me in Scotland. He probably still thinks he’s in a library.
He said he wouldn’t meet me in Scotland. I guess he still has his brain.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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