i will never leave you

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the worst promise ever made, like when your dog eats your homework and then dies

'I will never leave you', 3 days later, he was dating my sister.

'I will never leave you', he left before I finished my coffee.

'I will never leave you', he left me for a toaster.

a lie so fake it could win a talent show

'I will never leave you', he left me for a gym membership.

'I will never leave you', he left me for a pizza and a nap.

'I will never leave you', he left me for a cat named Larry.

the most ridiculous thing someone ever said, like a kid who thinks he’s a superhero

'I will never leave you', he left me for a video game.

'I will never leave you', he left me for a donut and a side of drama.

'I will never leave you', he left me for a TikTok star.