i will make you a wheelchair

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A fancy way of saying you're going to give your friend a life of pain and misery

I will make you a wheelchair, you annoying little twerp

You're gonna be stuck in that chair, I swear to god

I will make you a wheelchair, and you'll thank me later (you won't)

A promise that your friend will never walk again, and you’ll laugh about it

I will make you a wheelchair, and I’ll ride you like a horse

You’ll be stuck in that chair, and I’ll be the one laughing

I will make you a wheelchair, and you'll be stuck there for life

A magical spell that turns your friend into a chair and you into a wizard

I will make you a wheelchair, and I’ll be the wizard you never asked for

You’re my new wheelchair, and I’m the wizard

I will make you a wheelchair, and you’ll never escape me

A very specific type of bullying that involves chairs and a lot of swear words

I will make you a wheelchair, and I’ll call you a twerp in front of everyone

You’ll be stuck in that chair, and I’ll laugh at you

I will make you a wheelchair, and I’ll never let you live it down

A loud and profane declaration that your friend is doomed to sit forever

I will make you a wheelchair, you useless piece of trash

You’re gonna sit there forever, and I’ll be the one watching

I will make you a wheelchair, and you’ll never walk again

A way to tell your friend they're the worst and they'll never leave their chair

I will make you a wheelchair, and you're the worst friend ever

You’ll be stuck in that chair, and I’ll be the one who made you

I will make you a wheelchair, and you'll never escape me