i will love you forever

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A guy says this when he's trying to get a girl to go out with him. It's a big fat lie. Everyone believes it. Everyone gets heartbroken. The average 'forever' lasts about three months and a half, that's barely a hundred days. You know it's a lie, but you're too stupid to walk away. Then you find out the girl's name is something silly like 'Lily'.
'I will love you forever', said by a guy who had a crush on Lily for two weeks.
'I will love you forever', said right before he dated three other girls.
'I will love you forever', said during a text message at 2 a. m.
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This is the last-ditch effort when you're losing the 'I love you' war. It's like throwing a tantrum and saying you'll love them forever, even though you just broke up with your ex two days ago.
'I will love you forever', said during a fight after he called her a 'dumbass' three times.
'I will love you forever', said when she was already texting his ex.
'I will love you forever', said in a group chat with five other girls.
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143 637 = I Love You, Always and Forever, it's just a bunch of numbers that people think are smart. It’s like using a calculator to count letters while you’re too lazy to write it out. Still, it’s the dumbest way to show affection.
'143 637, I love you forever', sent in a text right after he broke up with his ex.
'143 637, I love you forever', said in a math class during a test.
'143 637, I love you forever', used as a password for a dating app.
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